My name is Holly.
Life Lesson: When cuddling next to your husband in the wee hours..
Life Lesson: Don't cuddle on his side around 5 a.m. When he gets up to turn off his alarm a gazillion times; he might not realize your there, and slam his head back on the pillow on your nose--- which will feel like
you may have broken it, and demand to turn on the light to make sure blood isn't oozing all over your Egyptian cotton sheets. True Story.
5 Amazing thoughts:
ughhhhh! I'm sorry girl!
This is too funny, it sound like some of my nights....lol
Kaylee- I know! Right?!
Melissa- It is pretty funny! I am going to start a 'meme' about "Life Lessons" for some humor inspiration. :)
That IS a good life lesson. I try to stay far away from that side of the bed when I know the alarm is about to go off.
Oh geeze ... I've definitely had nights like that. ;) My mother had a rule when we were kids: she didn't care if we were killing each other, as long as we didn't bleed on the carpet. And that's kinda what I thought about when you wanted to make sure you weren't bleeding on your sheets. :P
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